Fleshbag's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Smells Like Defeat]

Your shit is the bestest!

I told you already that your music reminds me of Cephalic Carnage. And I is in love with Cephalic Carnage :D
The melodic part is also the bestest too, simple but effective. Upload more of your music, I didn't like that Tribes stuff :(

And the beginning is perfect.

TheRealSam responds:

Thanks a lot!
Too bad you didn't like my band's stuff, I hope that you'll enjoy what we're doing now a bit more :)
I'll post more songs soon, stay tuned!

[Savage Madness (twisted Steel)]

fuckin lovely.

Such a beautiful song. But it NEEDS bass!

laggy-luk responds:

thanks, i'm pretty sure there is one!
ok there is not, it was muted in the mix xD

[A House of Hatred]

Best name on newgrounds.

Beard of Fists is a fucking great name. "The Four Guys Who Aren't A Band"? Come on. Name the band Beard of Fists! And the music is great too. All real instruments, not too much of that around here.

BeardOfFists responds:

Heh, if we ever decide to go as a real band instead of just a hobby, I'm sure we'll be "Beards of Fists."

[You Are Unworthy]

Almost unworthy of listening.

Probably the only good thing here is that break at 1:08. The rest just sounds awful, seriously. I don't wanna be mean or anything, that is what I honestly think about your song. First, the drums are too loud and they sound like shit. Second, no bass. Why? Third, two guitars should play the whole song, not just that part with intervals at 0:20, it doesn't matter if they are playing the same thing.

P.S.

Thrash metal is boring. I heard all this on Exodus' first album.

Casualty responds:

why no bass? because I don't fucking have one... do you want me to play bass on my dick and record it, or something? or are you the kind of guy who has a studio full of guitars and basses because you have too much money?

[Mancock]

Awesome!

This guy xHellriderx has no idea what's he talking about, the song is great. Keep up the good work!

joeymofo responds:

Haha cheers man! He didn't really need to review it if that was his comments... LOL

[No Sympathy-Bard+Deathkalypse]

metalcore

5/5 for the vocals, music could be better. Guitars are kinda boring.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

nah the guitars do what they need to for the style he's aiming for, i reckon.

cheers for the listen, man. I'm still trying to figure out how to add vox to one of your tracks without suffering an aneurysm :D

[Pull The Plug - Cover]

I miss Death...

And I miss my Leprosy CD. But nevermind, this is a great cover and I'm so jealous right now :)

Jeffaro responds:

Don't be jealous, there are better covers out there.

Thanks for the review!

[The Titty Ditty]

Masterpiece...

Fucking masterpiece! A perfect song.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hahaha... from you, i like that \m/

[RRR]

Idiots on audio portal

9 out of 10 guys who vote on audio portal are idiots + assholes. 0.80? Oh come on, it isn't that bad. I really enjoyed that part at 1:42.It's 7/10 but I'll vote 5 just to raise your score a little bit.

SmurGoes responds:

Thanks a lot! I'm glad you enjoyed at least some parts of it the song. But I have to admit, it is a little badly mastered, too noisy.

It's been a good lesson, nonetheless. Thanks for your vote! :D

[Vivec]

Vivec

Morrowind

Nattensorg responds:

Fuck yes.